Oh, please let this offend somebody :)

[puddingcat]

Scientologists
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Creationists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Auditors
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Tony and his Cronies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The Pope
Circle VII Burning Sands

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Red-haired children
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Comments

[wyrdness.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with red-haired children? Just because they're evil spawns of the devil... Actually, I see your point.

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

you will be hearing from the lawyers of the British Asshat Society shortly.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I'd say that being a spawn of the Devil would raise them up despite their redheadedness...

It's all because of the little shit who lives on the street at the back of my garden, and who wouldn't recognise discipline if it beat him round the head with a large spanner. Disturbingly, he's set up an instintive reaction in me that makes me want to apply said spanner to the head of any readheaded child I see, without pause to find out whether they really deserve it.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Ah, I missed out lawyers cos they're all half way to hell already :)

Apparently (so I'm told by one of the genuinely intelligent fanfic writers), Satan means "The Lawyer" in the original Hebrew (IIRC). Poor things had no chance, did they?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Thinking about it, I'd rather like an asshat. Of the buttock-covering persuasion, naturally, with a decent fastening strap, and not of the straw-hat-with-earholes seen on donkeys in "amusing" postcards.