It's Friday, it's half past nine... It's Meme Time!

[puddingcat]

From raggedy_man:

Give me one reason why I'm going to Hell. Why am I destined for eternal damnation (you know, fire and brimstone, demons gnawing at your innards for eternity, no Domino's Pizza deliveries...)?

Pass it on :)

Comments

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

for corrupting teddy bears

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Dammit

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

ha ha

my teddy bear, I get to say the line

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Would you believe me if I claimed it corrupted me?

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

no way dude

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Cos you're in the habit of displaying your PVC-clad ass, and there's a danger that your neighbour might covet it.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

...Thinking of my neighbours, I sincerely hope not!

But inspiring naughty thoughts (and bad jokes) in others - that's a good reason to go :)

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

you're going there because you REFUSE to be in heaven when all of the best music, and comedians, are in hell.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Hell, yes! Shall I save you a seat?

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

Right next to you please, in the mosher's section.

[professoryaffle.livejournal.com]

because the devil wants you in hell, he thinks it will be more fun that way!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Hee, I can see myself standing at his shoulder, inspiring Bad Things... :)

[professoryaffle.livejournal.com]

but who would be on his other shoulder trying to get him to be nice!

[hardwired.livejournal.com]

PTaMS :)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Oi!

Well, I suppose it *was* applied maths, and not pure ;)

(Dammit! Now I'm thinking about Proper Scientific Methods and statistical samples and repeatable results and observing! If I'm going to hell, you're coming there with me for that :p)

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

*fwooar* I've come over all unnecessary.

I think there may be something wrong with me.

[hardwired.livejournal.com]

That is why we are both hell bound.

Its not rate, but rate of change you see...


Calculus: Best chat up lines evor.

:)

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

All the things I can think of are good things in my book so it's tricky.

Hang on, got one: Reading Harry Potter and Top Gear slashfic.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

1. I've grown out of (most) Potterfic.

2. I only used to read absolutely barking mad & silly TG fic, and once that stopped I haven't since. Real People fic is creepy.

Now, anime, Victorian manliness and Good Omens fanfic, that's another matter ;)

[strangefrontier.livejournal.com]

Because heaven can wait. :D

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

That's because Only The Good Die Young ;)

[strangefrontier.livejournal.com]

But if you're gonna die, Die With Your Boots On!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna die; I'm a god, why can't I live on?

[strangefrontier.livejournal.com]

There's a time to live and a time to die, when it's time to meet the maker.

[claire-wain.livejournal.com]

Because you're a Sexy Physicist.

According to the Scary Shouting Christian Man outside work today, anyone who believes in Science is going straight to Hell. (But if Hitler had repented his sins, that would have made everything alright, apparently.)

[munchkinott.livejournal.com]

Because you covet Lego Ferraris.