Small boobs and bums might be "normal" * but it's not necessarily any easier to dress. I'm three sizes different between boobs and bum, and I have no waist and look permanently 4 months pregnant. Trousers which fit my hips gape wildly at the back, but dig into my stomach when I sit down. Pretty tops sit lower than my nipples. I wear children's bras. No cleavage for me!
I once overheard a boys' conversation which said that the definition of a "minger" was a woman whose stomach stuck out further than her boobs. *raises hand*
We spend all this time and money and effort on covering ourselves up, so we have no idea how other people compare to us when naked. I have scars. I have thread veins. I have a spotty back and bum! I genuinely do look pregnant.
I think the point is that if you were on that show, the entire audience would think you looked just fine on the "before" pictures too! (I also know that this is impossible to believe. It's still true though.)
*it's not - it's what you see because it's the opposite of what you've got. Everyone I see has big boobs and lovely cleavage!
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I once overheard a boys' conversation which said that the definition of a "minger" was a woman whose stomach stuck out further than her boobs. *raises hand*
We spend all this time and money and effort on covering ourselves up, so we have no idea how other people compare to us when naked. I have scars. I have thread veins. I have a spotty back and bum! I genuinely do look pregnant.
I think the point is that if you were on that show, the entire audience would think you looked just fine on the "before" pictures too! (I also know that this is impossible to believe. It's still true though.)
*it's not - it's what you see because it's the opposite of what you've got. Everyone I see has big boobs and lovely cleavage!