I've decided to start being a Grumpy Old Man early - I hope that's OK? It does mean I'll spend more on shotgun pellets, but on the plus side, I'll have time to get really good at gauging spread and follow-through, so I can be more efficient in my gnarled, foul-mouthed and malodourous dotage.

Recuperating over salmon sandwiches sounds sticky, but better than recuperating under them, or having to actually eat them.